February 3, 2023

Cheney Invites Helen Thomas to Go Quail Hunting With Him

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In what is being reported as the “Joke of the Day”, Vice President Dick Cheney, in a supposed attempt to mend a few fences and lighten things up a bit, invited Helen Thomas on a quail hunting trip with him to Texas.

“I would like to extend an invitation to Helen to join me on a quail-hunting trip to the Armstrong Ranch,” Mr. Cheney said in an official statement at the White House. “It will be a chance for the two of us to spend some quality time together.”

Helen Thomas is the 655 year old member of the White House press corp who absolutely despises President Bush and badgered Bush at a recent press conference about why he really wanted to go to war in Iraq.

Tom Remington