October 2, 2022

When You Decide To Smuggle Exotic Wildlife, DON"T Do It This Way

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Today’s chuckle comes from right here in the good ole US of A. According to this offbeat story from the Washington Post, Chris Mulloy of Palm Springs, California was caught smuggling two Asian leopards through the Los Angeles airport and lying for a buddy who had two pigmy monkeys shoved down into his undershorts. This is where you begin all the jokes about a monkey in your pants.

The two leopards are still running around somewhere, but officials retrieved the two monkeys – no, no, the two that were down the guys pants – and have been taken to the zoo. All will probably end up behind bars and the only ones deserving to be free probably never will be.

Tom Remington