October 19, 2017

Another Idiot Speaks! Global Warming Biggest Threat

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Hey! Turn out the lights! The party’s over, man!

The Boston Globe reports that the head paid killer “in charge of monitoring hostile actions by North Korea, escalating tensions between China and Japan, and a spike in computer attacks traced to China,” Navy Admiral Samuel J. Locklear III, said that the biggest threat to the Pacific Region was climate change. You can’t really make this stuff up.

This admiral feller ought to be removed from the U.S. Navy and moved over to the Department of Interior and let him take care of monitoring, elk, moose and deer, being that according to the same roster of government imbeciles, global warming is the biggest threat to our game herds and the government just can’t get enough wolves introduced to the landscape, with their mops and buckets, to clean up the mess and save the ecosystem.

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray to the wolves my soul to keep.
If global warming kills before I wake,
I pray the wolves my liver to take.

The world’s gone mad I tell ya! Mad, mad,
completely

MAD!

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  • alrem

    World news NBC stated warming in the Antarctic caused massive chunks of ice to break off… No mention of ice forming in such quantities as to be able to have ice break off.

    • RattlerRider

      That’s because they’re breaking it off in anyone that buys the crap they push.

  • Idaho_Roper

    Mad indeed.

    It’s hard to get the genie back in the bottle once she is released upon the unthinking. Once said, no matter the evidence to the contrary, the masses just guzzle the kool-aide