March 21, 2023

Comedians on Obama

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I guess they say that the honeymoon must be over when the comedians begin telling that jokes about presidents that most presidents don’t want to hear. I think it is safe to say that some in America are falling out of love with Barack Obama.

Below are a few jokes, supposedly told by the comedians with whom each of the jokes are accredited to. I have not verified this to be factual. Either way, the jokes are laughable and tell a bigger story I think.


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman