July 22, 2017

Hillary, Killary Crock

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Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!

FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly!

The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and  Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”

Washington says, “Never  tell a lie.”

“Ouch!” Says  Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”

SECOND  NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson  appears…?

Hillary says, “How can I best serve my  country?”

Jefferson says, “Listen  to the people.”

“Ohhh! I  really, really don’t want to do that.”

THIRD  NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln  appears…?

Hillary says, “How can I best serve my  country?”

Lincoln   says,

“Go  to the theater.”

SleepyHillary

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