March 28, 2023

Free At Last. Free At Last. Thank God Almighty, I’m Free At Last

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This is how I became “free” by feeling protected and regaining some of my rights taken from me in the name of “national security.”

I took down my Rebel Flag. You can’t buy a Rebel Flag on EBay any longer. I then peeled the NRA stickers off my front door, garage door, bumper of my car and rear window of my pick-up.

I had a home security system but now I’ve disconnected it and had monitoring cancelled. I also quite volunteering with my Neighborhood Crime Watch.

After stripping my house of all my flags, including the American Flay, I purchased two Pakistan flags, placing one on each corner of the front of my house lot. I also bought a black ISIS flag, which, by the way, you can buy on EBay, and ran it up the flag pole, where once flew my Stars and Stripes.

Since making these changes, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security and Secret Service, and yes let’s toss in a few more clandestine organizations, monitor my home 24/7. I’m saving all kinds of money not having to pay security services monitoring, and, I’ve never felt safer to be at home.

I’ve always been pretty much a stay at home kind of person, but my wife flies some to visit grandkids and of course she wouldn’t be grammie if she didn’t like to shop. So, back to EBay to find a slightly used burka for her. When she goes shopping everyone moves to the other side of the store and when she flies, she just gets whisked right through security.

Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, I’m free at last.