October 7, 2022

Rat In My Trap This Morning

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This mornings trapping adventure rewarded me with a Pack Rat. I immediately named him Dewey.  He was the targeted critter and I got him.. He’s made raids on my shop my fifth wheel, and the crawl space under the house, the apple trees. He climbs the trees and runs across the roof. He is guilty of terrorism and now I’m about to pass judgment and carry out his sentence. His options are death by drowning. Torture then death by drowning. Released in the presence of Ranger my rat eating Yellow Labrador.. Life in the territorial prison that I have built for such offenders of my sanity. Release into his natural environment a long long way from here.  Vote now. You’re the jury.. He does have food and water. His execution may be televised.