The secret intelligence community at TomRemingtondotcom, as unearthed what is surely the smoking gun that will get President Donald J. Trump impeached, if not executed by lethal injection. The RIA (Remuit Intelligence Agency) has obtained documents that prove that on March 3, 2003, while exiting his limousine in front of Hillary Clinton’s house, he farted. The RIA has sworn statements from the limo driver and a passing pedestrian riding a sidewalk surfer, that Trump’s fart was really rank and unbecoming a future U.S. president.
This is a breaking story. I’ll bring you more as I get further updates from the RIA.
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