November 23, 2017

Precious Doggie

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YO! Want a Treat?

By James Beers

Fortunately for me as a Minnesotan, our wolves NEVER behave like this (see the link below) unless they are found by government veterinarians to have a “deformed” brain; in which case we assume it must be a stray Wisconsin or Canadian wolf which, like all those “red”, Mexican and transplanted Canadian wolves spreading all over the West, are known to have such dangerous and deadly tendencies.  This is the reason that Mom’s in Minnesota can tell their little munchkins all that cutesy (they’ll NEVER hurt you dear as long as you don’t run or look them in the eyes or try to outrun them on a bicycle…) dangerous nonsense (in addition to other anti-fairy tales).

I say anti-fairy tales because those ancient and tested children’s stories about RED Riding Hood et al were meant to make children cautious in a dangerous world, while the modern “Anti-fairy Tale” is spun for the exact opposite reason to make children behave badly near deadly animals as a “necessary” cost of justifying and entrenching the unjustifiable and forced imposition of wolves by the federal government in the Lower 48 states!

So the answer for all of you perplexed by wolves is to move to Minnesota where the wolves are friendly “and all the children are above average” (except in certain school districts).  The only word of caution I might suggest is that “our”(?) Governor has proclaimed that if you don’t like his never-ending transplants of refugees from dangerous parts of the world, you should move to another state.

So be warned about the Governor and adopt a Minnesota wolf (at a website I am thinking of starting)!

Jim Beers

24 October 2017

PS To any reader with their underwear in a wad from  reading this; please recognize it as a humble attempt at biting sarcasm and save your time writing me a diatribe.  Thanks

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Jim Beers is a retired US Fish & Wildlife Service Wildlife Biologist, Special Agent, Refuge Manager, Wetlands Biologist, and Congressional Fellow. He was stationed in North Dakota, Minnesota, Nebraska, New York City, and Washington DC.  He also served as a US Navy Line Officer in the western Pacific and on Adak, Alaska in the Aleutian Islands.  He has worked for the Utah Fish & Game, Minneapolis Police Department, and as a Security Supervisor in Washington, DC.  He testified three times before Congress; twice regarding the theft by the US Fish & Wildlife Service of $45 to 60 Million from State fish and wildlife funds and once in opposition to expanding Federal Invasive Species authority.  He resides in Eagan, Minnesota with his wife of many decades.

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