October 22, 2018

Stupid Human Tricks, Goats, Gobs of Money and More Stupid Human Tricks

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The first stupid human trick began when goats were introduced into an area, now the Olympic National Park, that was not their natural habitat. Now goats are described as a “potential” public safety issue because they’ve developed an affinity for human piss. Because park users, including visitors, hikers, etc. relieve themselves anywhere they so please, evidently this has become a problem.

The next stupid human trick is that we are spending gobs and gobs of money to helicopter the goats out of the park and relocate them (nearly 400) into another part of Washington state. Do you suppose the habitat where they are going can handle an additional 400 goats?

The third stupid human trick is that what goats they can’t catch and transport will, more than likely, be killed BECAUSE THEY ARE A THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY! 

Image that? A goat following you around looking to lick at your urine and sweat is a public safety issue that calls for spending millions(?) of dollars to move someplace else and killing the rest. I wonder why this same tactic isn’t used with wolves, grizzlies, mountain lions, and other animals?

There is little need to exaggerate the silliness of the things that men will spend their money on because their behavior is bizarre enough.<<<Read More>>>

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