October 20, 2019

Joke of the Evening

Maine HunterA couple of Maine hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
“O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He’s Dead! What can I do?”

The operator, trying to calm him says,
“Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The Mainer comes back on the line and says, “OK, now what?”

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Got any fun hunting or fishing jokes? Let us know and we’ll post em…

Steven Remington

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Lawinger Pleads Guilty

Adam L. Lawinger, 28 of Mineral Point, Wisconsin and owner of Blue River Outfitters has pleaded guilty to conspiring with others to sell illegally hunted deer and turkey and to selling illegally hunted wildlife across state lines. He was charged last month in Federal court.

Lawinger faces up to five years in prison but he hopes to get a break on his sentence as part of a plea deal by telling all. Along with Lawinger, as many as 45 others have been charged for various hunting violations.

Authorities went under cover in an investigation to observe what Lawinger and his partner were doing in their business. A decision has not been made yet on whether or not to charge the partner. This is the result of a long investigation.

Tom Remington

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Next Time Your Sitting on a Stump Waiting for Deer, You Might Want to Look Up

This is one of the most bizarre stories I have ever heard but I read it on the BBC News. Squirrels in a park in Russia, packed together, attacked and killed a dog.

Russian squirrels

The dog, a stray and said to have been a “big” dog, was barking at these vicious creatures hanging about in the trees, when suddenly witnesses say a gang of squirrels came down out of the tree and attacked the dog. It wasn’t long and they had killed the dog and gutted it.

The squirrels did scamper away when humans approached. I’m not sure I would have wanted to approach.

Tom Remington

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Major Sting in Wisconsin Nabs 46 For Illegal Hunting

A sting taking place over the last 2 years has resulted in charges being files against 46 in 11 different states. The main suspect in the case is 27 year old Adam Lawinger part owner of Blue River Outfitters.

Get all the information here and here.(This story has a photo of some of the mounted trophy bucks that were seized.)

Tom Remington

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