February 20, 2018

Pseudo Democracy In Play For Several Decades; Still Don’t Get It?

“psychologically conditioned, the public will accept the stages of the New World Order as if they were self-evident.”~HG Wells

“The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. …We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of. This is a logical result of the way in which our democratic society is organized. Vast numbers of human beings must cooperate in this manner if they are to live together as a smoothly functioning society. In almost every act of our daily lives, whether in the sphere of politics or business, in our social conduct or our ethical thinking, we are dominated by the relatively small number of persons…who understand the mental processes and social patterns of the masses. It is they who pull the wires which control the public mind.”

From ‘Propaganda’ by Edward Bernays

Still don’t get it? Or do YOU enjoy pretending? They did it to you and they have been rubbing it in your faces..

This “system” of privately owned and operated government does not work for you because it is not supposed to.. That is why it works against you.. Because it is designed to work against you. By intent.

 

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Who Will The Next U.S. Vatican Puppet Drop Bombs On?

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The NWO Inquisition continues..

How many genocides does it take to make a fascist? How many war lies to make a dictator? How much theft to make a Senator? “You should have stolen a railroad,” Mother Jones suggested to the shoe thief. How much bad result does it take to suggest a bad intent? Is it that if they did mean it, we¹re REALLY in trouble and have to act? How many Brownshirt “idiots” to make a Nazi Party? How many distortions did it take to erase History? How many conspiracies did it take to make you believe in coincidence?” John Judge

 

“You have to hand it to America. It has exercised quite a clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It’s brilliant, even witty, a highly successful act of hypnosis. How many people do you have to kill before you qualify to be described as a mass murderer and a war criminal?” ~Gunter Grass

 

Are you dumb enough to keep voting for more of the same?

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The Most Infamous False Prophet On Earth

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Notice the Jesuit logo featuring the pagan SUN GOD and the three nails.  The Hebrew symbol for NAIL is also the number SIX.  Three nails in Hebrew literally means SIX, SIX, SIX.

Keep in mind that the Jesuit Order consists 100% of Edomite “Crypto-Jews” aka Marrano Jews who are first and foremost adherents to Satan’s Cabala secret society from the very beginning of recorded time.

The High Priest of the Synagogue of Satan. The Church of Mystery Babylon. The Club of the Anti New Testament Anti the Law of the Father And the son Lawless Ones..

 

HOLY SEE – The common English name of the highest legal PERSONALITY under ROMAN LAW and COMMON LAW being the SEDES SACRORUM (Latin Sedes for seat/see, Sacrorum for holy/ holy right) otherwise known as Santa Sede and the “SS.” founded in the 13th Century by AntiPope Innocent IV and Venetian Doge Giovanni (a.k.a. Francis of Assisi). Under both ROMAN LAW and COMMON LAW, all PERSONALITIES are “owned” by the Holy See, also commonly known as the VATICAN which encompasses the legal apparatus by which the ROMAN CULT Pope and its Curia of Bishops claim SOVEREIGNTY over the whole Earth.

HUMAN BEING  From Latin Humanus= “a lesser/inferior man or woman defined legally as an animal and/or monster as distinct from the ancient (pre Vatican) Roman term homo = man “. A key rule of Law from the 14th Century describing a fundamental legal fiction –that is the notion of an inferior man or woman as an animal (as defined by Papal Decree) and therefore not subject to the laws of free men, but the laws of property. The decision to create a 2nd word for Homo (man), denoting an inferior “animal” man was crucial to the legal implementation of the Vatican global slave trade from the 14th Century–to overcome the questions of legality and morality of the Vatican slave trade. Therefore, unbaptized indigenous populations were legally defined as “humans” –therefore animals. Legally, the name of a human must always be in CAPITALS to identify that individual as property as distinct from a free man.

They personify the hatred of this world.

Divide and rule
“Divide et impera (Divide and rule). These words are attributed to Philip II, king of Macedon (382-336 BC), who employed this strategy to rule the Greek city-states. Thought it may be an old tactic, its effectiveness has not worn over the ages. military strategists in ancient Rome used it to cause chaos and confusion amongst tribes and in turn conquer them with little or no force. Governments today use it to distract people from prescient issues by focusing on ones of lesser or petty significance. The strategy is quite simple; by dividing large groups of individuals into smaller ones, a potentially threatening force is broken. Morale is stifled, unity non-existent, and instead of the people focusing their anger and resentment toward their true oppressors, they fight amongst themselves.”

“In America, the two party system is divided into two main camps; Republicans and Democrats. Today, many naturally assume that both parties strive to achieve separate goals and often oppose each other on important issues. However, an observation of the actions of the two parties in the past several years reveals that, while on the surface we see quarrels between them, when it comes to the foundational issues of the Constitution and Bill of Rights, they find common ground in their often outright attacks on liberty. The result: a gradual and incremental degradation of liberty, with both political parties — believing they are furthering the cause of their side — cheering on the destruction of their freedom.”— Carroll Quigley, mentor to Bill Clinton and professor at Georgetown, Princeton and Harvard, wrote in his book “Tragedy and Hope: A History of the World in Our Time” that;

“The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to the doctrinaire and academic thinkers. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can “throw the rascals out” at any election without leading to any profound or extreme shifts in policy…”—Carroll Quigley, mentor to Bill Clinton and professor at Georgetown, Princeton and Harvard, wrote in his book “Tragedy and Hope: A History of the World in Our Time”

Welcome to their Knighmare..

I am the intellectual property of the Creator of man, thus I am a man. I am not their property.

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Amerika Bore a Child And Doesn’t Recognize It

*Editor’s Note* – Have we reached a point where things are so much screwed up – by design – in this country that nobody can recognize what it is or how to deal with it? I agree with the author of the article linked to below, that the game has changed. What’s not defined at all are the differences that exist between the all out assault on life in America by the Leftists, and the coming to fruition of the planned assault and destruction of the America once known and easily recognized from years ago – a recognition few today could achieve if they wanted to because they don’t have understanding of who rules.

The author says that the Left (and I’ll add the Ruling Establishment, while also avoiding the term “Liberal”) have ushered in a “game changer” and are now being forced to deal with what they have created. But what is the game changer in reality? Are we to eagerly embrace Trump as the not wanted game changer? Did we really expect that there would be a game changer? Be honest and ask yourself if there really is a game changer or are we being manipulated into thinking there is? Remember Hope and Change? How many believed that Obama was a game changer?

Nothing happens by chance. What we observe in the political campaigns of the moment are probably not mistakes. Yes, they are the candidates ready or almost ready to enter the stage set by those who actually control politics in this country and around the globe. When things move faster than the masses lined up for the Bread and Circuses are ready to see and hear, they get confused, scared and always angry. We can only speculate that anger is intentionally created or not and to what degree of anger it is designed to reach. We may not want or even expect the devastating degree of anger that awaits us.

To continue on with the author’s analogy of eating the chicken that has been grown, the masses aren’t interested in how the chicken was raised, just whether it is cooked the way they like it and most assuredly that it takes good.

Perhaps not some much unlike a “Rosemary’s Baby” our culture is giving birth to a very ugly baby – perhaps so ugly we don’t want to recognize it as the one we consummated.

“Thus, whether it is the absurdist collapse of Obamacare, the suddenly falling job numbers, the refusal of foreign proxies to even show up at administration-sponsored military training  or the sudden lack of mainstream media credibility — every criticism starts to grate.  Trump is offensive to the Left not so much because he is a clown which he is but because he is the clown they deserve and they have to share the stage with him.

“The clearest indication a game changer has arrived is when there is suddenly no way back to the way things were before.  That moment has already arrived for the liberal project.  No longer is it possible to pretend they are some noble company of players acting out an arc of justice on stage of history.  Trump’s barking and pitching unmistakably reveals they’re just another freak show on the Midway and now the crowd knows it.  The sight of the media unmasking itself or the sound of the San Jose attackers are just the tawdry effects. From here on to keep the job they’ve got to eat the chicken.”<<<Read More>>>

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United Nations Childish Pantheists Rise Up To Play

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Hateful Spite and Wanton Waste

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The attending photo, shows a pile of dead deer killed by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, to control the ungulate (deer) population at a U.S. military base on the island of Guam. According to the brief report I saw, the killing was done legally, however, disposal of the dead deer wasn’t carried out the way it should have been. That same report states: “We should note, in the past, the dead ungulates would be dispersed to the mayors offices, but liability issues put an end to that practice.”

Liability issues my behind! It’s the hatred of demented perverts, the spite that rules their lives that, with their totalitarian propagandizing and mind manipulation, they are more interested in some sense of protecting animals at all costs, even if the cost is human life. They are disgusting examples of God’s creation.

But the wanton waste? This is food, probably better food than anybody on the island of Guam is eating that they get from the grocery stores that are loaded with food items laced with toxic chemicals. God put these creatures on earth for the benefit of man. Lost in our perverted world is that we should be eating this resource, being thankful to God for it. Instead, we insult God and mock Him, by slaughtering deer and burying it in landfills.

Don’t get me wrong. I understand the need to control deer populations. This is a problem in many places, contrary to the lie that man is destroying everything. But, to deliberately waste good food is insanity. The people of this world are insane.

Take your “lie”ability and stuff it.

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Stop Voting And Stop Supporting Psychopaths.

 

WAKE THE F**K UP ALREADY…

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My Social Engineering Is Better Than Yours Paradigm

Yeah, the title should remind you of your arguments in kindergarten.. Where my this or that is better than yours.. Because your mind control first passed down to you by mommy and daddy was soon taken over by the govern-mental teach you what to think not how to think facility.. They like to wait for your folks to finish your potty training before they take over..  So here we are, living in the my social engineering and my culture created in the govern-mental screw with our heads petri dish of their so called enlightenment is better than yours paradigm..
Mental slavery is worse than physical slavery because the chains are invisible. Mental slavery is the stockholm syndrome perfected.. It is learned in govern-mental academic the world is how we tell you it is dumbing down the mans natural abilities of critical self thinking processes.. What was taught in the HIS STORY History Classes in these govern-mental facilities were myths. They taught and still teach ignorance. Teaching non initiates of their established world control ignorance benefits the corporations I keep pointing out. Are you spending your time arguing over one another’s social engineering? Did you ever wonder why this society has so many different thinking people? Why not? Where did they all learn it from? Why is your social engineering more intellectually evolved than mine? Why do you hate me? Why do so many hate you? Did you ever stop and think about that? Maybe you’re special and I’m not? What makes you so right and the people you are against so wrong? Who taught them that wrong stuff? Could it have been the same social engineers that taught you the stuff you believe in? I can tell you it was. Definitely it was and still is..  I’m a hunter gatherer. I ride horses and mules. I dress different than you do. I grow my own food, and I take my own meat. And I trade for food. I challenge my own thinking daily, and have done so for decades. I still need to eat, I like my weird clothes and those funny hats I cover my head with.
This is me; Bama knew what I’d be looking like so he painted me up.. Seriously, if you seen me riding about you’d know thats me..  Thats my social engineering you hate.. The mountain rider hunter gatherer explorer type..
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If you’re such a super academic smart all knowing intellectual evolved thinker why does a weird dressing funny hat wearing guy like me have to point this out for you? Folks who know me aren’t surprised when I pull a book or books out of those saddle bags, or they see me scribbling on a note pad while riding or sitting in camp or by a nice chuckling stream.. I have over 4,000 books back to my main camp. I know thats just weird..
“From the time we are born we are inundated with social and psychological programming, linguistic syntax, theory and rhetoric sold for truth. Some of it takes, some of it doesn’t. Most of the time we buy it and we buy it wholesale. Occasionally we have breakthroughs to varying degrees.”—A friend
I’m pretty smart. Lets say I was going to create a big lie to trick you with. I’d write a big book on the subject matter and then I’d pay several associates who appear to be other independent thinkers to support my HIS STORY lesson by using them as my reference materials who substantiate my big HIS STORY tale.. And you’d eat it up. How do I know this? Because you’re already guilty of doing exactly that. Sam’s big club sold you a bill of bogus goods and you swallowed it ip like that shit had sugar all over it..  They con-vinced you that you are a shareholder of the corporation they built, that you have a stake in it as a stakeholder. And all you need to do is vote your conscience to play..  And guess what else they did? They created your conscience for you because they’re really nice people..  They thought for you and they still are thinking for you.  Hey now does that piss you off? It ought to except you’re pissed off at me for saying this instead of at them for lying to you..  That was their idea too..
You know what? What is going on here? I’ll tell you whats up..  Did you read my trick above, additionally as part of my greatest trick I’d lead all of the opposition against my great trick I fooled you with.. Thats right, I’d control all of the opposition against my great lie, the greatest trick ever pulled on your minds.. So whats going on here is death by a thousand tricks.. And guess what else, we’re all it.. Tricks are for the ignorant people.. Ignorant of the biggest con job ever played on the minds of men in world HIS STORY..
Can we break out? Well sure, If a funny dressing weird hat wearing meat eating guy like me can do it anyone can..
Beyond Mental Slavery
“We all have unconscious reactive programs that determine many of our thoughts and decisions. Quick rationalizations provide obvious but untrue “reasons” for our beliefs and actions, biases prevent us from examining new ideas, and desires push us to win arguments rather than to search for truth. We are led around by these parts of our minds that we’re only vaguely aware of. But just how obedient are we to those hidden masters? Perhaps more than we know. Beyond Mental Slavery examines the many ways in which we become trapped in mental processes that limit the clarity and effectiveness of our thinking and decision-making. Using examples from science, business, the arts, and life in general, the basic problems – and solutions – are spelled out in simple language. Stories and research are used to show how the mind works – or doesn’t work. More than just a look at the flaws of our minds, this book is also a how-to guide for clearer, more powerful, and more useful thinking.”
Here I go again, pulling a book out of my saddle bags for ya..
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Mental slavery promotes loyalty to the slave master, a form of Stockholm Syndrome.
Excerpted from Beyond Mental Slavery by Steve Gilman
  • Challenge your own thinking.  Use your reasoning power against itself to make logical arguments for opposing beliefs and theories.   Be honest with yourself and recognize your own biases.
  • Pay attention to your thoughts.  Learn to observe your mind by developing self-awareness and consciousness.  Routinely challenge your assumptions and their origins. Be willing to see how conditioned you might be. Start with a desire for the truth – no matter what it might be.  Meditation and mindfulness practices are a great way to do this.
  • Become aware of the effect that certain words have on you.  Notice which words generate strong reactions or feelings for you. Identify words that carry extra meaning for you or that may mean something different to others.  Doing so will prepare you to listen more objectively and to be less reactive.  He offers exercises in the book to help you do this.
  • Learn to recognize when your thinking is being corrupted by your ego.  Specifically to overcome the influence of the ego, he advises to:

– have fewer opinions
– argue less
– question your motivations and challenge your assumptions
– borrow instead of buying ideas
– become interested in and make the opposing argument
– be open to changing your mind
– understand limitations
– admit ignorance

  • Doubt the reality of any true authority. In fact, stop using the words “authority” or “expert” in your thinking and speech.  He’s not suggesting a lack of respect here; just that you never let someone think FOR you.
  • Do not measure and judge by self-reference.  Become aware of your own mind and its limitations and biases.  Your ideas and beliefs are not the standard against which all things are measured. While your beliefs are natural and obvious to you, others feel the same way about their own beliefs and judgments no matter how conflicting they may be with yours.
  • Question your habitual following of fear’s advice.  Look past fearful thoughts for better ideas and assumptions.  Purposefully, work through the fear and do that which scares you.  Stop serving fear and think and act in spite of it.

Have a nice ride, and don’t be to hard on yourself because what has happened to us all isn’t all our fault.. YOU can only fix Yourself.. Hey you can begin by thinking for yourself.

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Since “Discovery” and “Founding” Corporate Gangs Of America Have Ruled America

 

The original American Republic was as free as mankind ever was and so New Venice had to destroy such Liberty and keep others from copying or sharing the system. But the ground work for destroying that original Republic was also placed with in the very documentation establishing it, intentionally because it was merely cheese to be later destroyed. They created it, and they sought to destroy it. They had no choice back then the risk was high that they could be over thrown, or forced into a highly expensive fight. So they resorted to a con job. That con being the COTUS and the falsehood that the documented represented all men then and not yet born.. 

Societies under strong delusion are moving in the direction of a formalized system of  progressively evolving fascism where owners of multinational corporate Nation States that have financial power backed by total resources domination get what they want, even mass genocide…and, increasingly, they make everybody else pay the costs of their own demise, self extermination.  They’re going back in time now, to the old way of doing things, where they have one tiny upper class, and then there is the whole segment of everybody else who doesn’t really have any rights. No rights to life. No rights to property. No rights to think for themselves. The New World Order is simply a return to the Old World Order.  And those seeking this power structure have the sheep begging them for it.  The last tribulation is upon us. And it will be Global, for the first time in world history it will be Global.  And the sheep are on their knees begging for it. Amazing..

Government is a creation of men, it is a corporation set by political corporate charter. It is privately owned by those men who set it in motion, and the ownership over time is handed down to their Posterity, their bloodlines. It is a family business. Some political leaders are of the bloodline. Many may not be but have sworn allegiance to the owners. The myth is that these private corporations are created to serve all of the people, or mankind within the societies they govern.

When these corporations obviously contradict that false belief the conspiratorial theorizing comes into play. The thing is it is actually a miscomprehension of corporate business as usual. The owners of these corporations are above the law. They are not subjugated by the laws that average subjects are held to. 

The way that corporate constitutional charter of the u.s is written they can do anything they want to do and call it Necessary and Proper. Its their business and they have been and will keep on managing it how they see fit.  The average citizen can keep on pretending like they are shareholder owners of it, and bitching about it as long as they don’t actually interfere with its business. from the get go, 1783, the owners get anything they want, and the subjects get some salted down crumbs.. Some subjects have more crumbs than others.. Meanwhile the creators of this corporate methodology have taken ownership of the earth. Before this ends they will for a short time have power over all life and death here. Thats what they are after. To be like gods. There is a conspiracy involved in all of this, there always has been. It began when the first rebel stated, “Ye can be as gods.”  All men who tried died.. So it is a conspiracy against the life giver, the creator, the one GOD.

It always has been. There is solid evidence of this truth all around us all.. 

 

 

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“From its roots in 17th-century Britain to its modern incarnation in Enron and WorldCom, the modern corporation — restless, autonomous, and self-perpetuating — has gained potency. Designed to seek profit and power, the corporation has pursued both objectives with endless tenacity, steadily bending the framework of the law and incurring destruction in its path. Where did the corporation come from? How did it get so much power? What is its ultimate trajectory? Considering the importance of such questions, it is surprisingly difficult to find answers.”
“Using cutting-edge research from academic historians, sociologists, political scientists, and legal scholars, “”Gangs of America attempts to answer these questions in a unique, riveting narrative. The book recounts the settlement of America by corporations, details the surprising impetus for the Revolutionary War, then traces the expansion of corporate rights onto the global stage — culminating in an assessment of current struggles over such issues as media control and campaign finance reform. Part of the “”BK Currents series, the book promotes positive social change.”

 

The true world power is New Venice with the ancient Londinium. Any serious researcher with a logical mind should be able to eventually work it out and keep clear of all the bad information and diversions. Gangs Of America like Smiths Wealth of Nations and The History of the Great American Fortunes by Gustavus Myers. John Taylor. Lysander Spooner. James Montgomery. 

 

The Nation/State is a fraudulent mythical concept, a jejune concept, one that mankind needs to find the maturity to grow out of. The unquestioning acceptance of this myth, one saturated with internal contradictions, is that which defines the ‘StatistZombies spewing hypocrisy known as democracy..The Bernaysian kind.. Pseudo democracy.. by the moneyed Aristocracy..The Nation/State owners have become extremely proficient at whipping up various socially engineered cultures in their academic petri dish and setting them up one against another.. While they the Aristocracy sit back and snicker at being so clever.. All in the business of preserving their fraudulent power…Will it ever end will it ever end the man in the nightmare asked? A national security state is the very definition of a conspiracy. 

When will they learn this when will they learn this the man in the nightmare asked… Never I said, no not ever…

What is the political paradigm offering? A choice between two rotten apples isn’t it..  Yes, and Shakespeare told you so..

Bernaysian Democracy is democracy. People who complain that “this is not how a democracy is supposed to be” are simply ignorant of history—this is exactly what democracy is and was meant to be by those who promoted this elitist philosophy.

Civilization cannot exist under the boot of despots.. All civil society that has gone down this path has perished. This u.s. society is deep into this decadence and has been at it for so long now it is all they know.. Thus they are doomed to repeat the repetition of despotic failures.. It is to late.

Obviously the agenda of the counterfeit liberal progressives is to keep repeating the same old historical mistakes. And the business of the counterfeit conservatives is to prevent those mistakes from being corrected. Both sides of the leftist political coin has a picture of Marx’s head on it.. But don’t go look..

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All I Can Say Is Bring On The Donkey

I suggest there be No More Fake News and No More Fake Political Charades by Chameleons..OR BETTER YET, SINCE THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO STOP DOING WHAT THEY ARE DOING THEN USE YOUR HEADS AND STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WATCHING AND LISTENING TO THEIR CRAP.. Because its all a crap show by liars..

Domestic crisis acting social engineering in play in America big time. Been going on for quite some time. All high profile court cases are highly suspect of being corporate fake news. Multiple known actors playing known multiple fake parts in various fake news events.
These actors and their helpers/handlers have unlimited resources. They are experts at disguise.
Historically actors were used in foreign espionage as well. They are well spoken articulate speakers. They are all high level masonic initiates with extremely higher educations than the average citizen. Most of them comprehend legal terms at a very high level. They have access to the best disguise materials used by Hollywood. As well those filming them can do some digital work on the film, alter the light.. Ear face and hand bio-metrics are legitimate sciences used for identification. Prosthetic components are being used.
Computer Generated Imagery – masking frames.. Smoking frames, masking and matting.. Look for elements out of sync.. CAMERA ANGLE AND PERSPECTIVE, and FORESHORTENING..
They have numerous clever methods..
 
Abstract-“The shape of the subcutaneous vascular tree of back of hand contains information
that is capable of authenticating the identity of an individual. In this paper a hand vein 
verification system was prototyped and statistical performance measures were analyzed.”
Go research ear and hand biometrics for yourselves. Law Agencies claim these methods are as accurate if not better than finger printing. The side view mug shot is not for the profile it is for the ear.
All Mainstream and most alternative stream, if not all are, all controlled by Holly Rude agents under the control of Rothschild family owned Worshipful Company of Spectacle Makers mastering the camera lens patent pool.  All brand name corporations involved in spectacle making, for TV, news, movies, music, news papers.. None of it is trust worthy. There is so much fake news, made up news, pure bullshit news it is impossible to believe any of their news.. Do you get the picture? In fact even mainstream books are not to be trusted.  The fact is if YOU were not on scene observing the news first hand for yourself with your own eyes you’re gossiping, nothing more nothing less. If you can not absolutely irrefutably be sure you are not passing off BULLSHIT information you’re merely gossiping.  Same goes for their bullshit you pseudo science. Bullshit you Pseudo history. Bullshit you, and exploit you pseudo legalese.  

“To deny the possibility, nay, the actual existence of witchcraft and sorcery, is at once flatly to contradict the revealed word of God in various passages both of the Old and New Testament, and the thing itself is a Truth to which every nation in the world hath, in its turn, borne testimony, by either example seemingly well attested or by prohibitory laws, which at least suppose the possibility of a commerce with evil spirits.”— SIR WILLIAM BLACKSTONE, Commentaries, 1765

 

 

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn’t see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout hooray!
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don’t believe this story—anon
Why would you believe their other fairy tales?
The dead heads society marches on..
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