December 12, 2018

I Was There! No, Really, I Was

I was sitting here thinking again. I was recalling poor Hillary when she was nearly shot down. That was before “What Difference Does It Make.” And I was considering the mess Brian Williams has gotten himself into over “misremembering” which helicopter he was in that wasn’t taking on sniper fire or artillery. Today we learned that it seems that Williams told people a few years ago that he was at the Brandenburg Gate when the Berlin Wall came down…and he wasn’t.

This got me to thinking and trying to remember all the places I was at when important world events took place. I figure I had better refresh my memory just in case I get a call from the New York Times or NBC Nightly New seeking an interview. I don’t want to screw up.

I don’t think my being in the Patriot’s locker room with the old man taking care of Tom Brady’s balls, rises to the level of a “WOW” event. It was really nothing at all..well until Brady’s wife came in. So, let me see if I can remember others.

Did you know I was supposed to receive a Grammy Award for my rendition of Wolf Howling Blues, but Kanye West took it from me. What’s with that guy?

I missed the Berlin Wall coming down but I was there when Bin Laden was shot and killed. I was waiting in one of the helicopters. We sustained direct hits from 35 rocket propelled grenades, but somehow managed to get out of there only to face 13 days in the desert due to an horrific sand storm. Maybe it was because that chopper I was in was named, “Lone WOLF.”

Oh, yeah. You know that photo that Al Gore used often for his global warming scam of the polar bear clinging to a remnant of ice? I was there. No, really I was. I was behind the bear. The bear used was a tame bear and I was with a polar bear tamer and 6 other specialists crouched down behind the bear to make sure he didn’t run away. I gave the bear the hypodermic needle that calmed him down. That was pretty cool.

I was on “The Grassy Knoll” where liars claim the shots came that killed Kennedy. Those sounds were me shooting my brand new cap pistol Daddy had bought me for my birthday.

I did an interview with Japanese foreign affairs minister Mamoru Shigemitsu aboard the U.S.S. Missouri just minutes before he signed the Japanese Instrument of Surrender. It’s a good thing I was there because he was about to jump ship and refuse to sign the treaty. I talked him out of it. I just said, “What difference does it make?”

But my real “WOW” moment came when I doubled for Charles Lindbergh and became the first man to fly nonstop from New York to Paris. I was so embarrassed because I had been up in that plane for about 35 hours with no sleep or toilet facilities. I had urinated in my pants and soiled them heavily. Those French people hauled me out of that plane at Le Bourget Field in Paris, and I know they must have gotten shit all over their hands.

Walking on water was a close second “WOW” moment, but I know you wouldn’t believe me.


Liars and the Lying Liars Who Lie about Lying

There are often two kinds of liars or incidents of lying. One is as indicated in the title where one person lies and another liar swears to the lie. The other one is as depicted in the photograph below, when the first one to lie is always outdone with a bigger lie from their fellow liar.

And that’s the truth.


I am told this picture originated from The People’s Cube.


Skinning a Flint

A man told a bank officer that he was going to Paris for an International Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the guy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The man produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the guy from the “country” for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the man returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.

The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are distinguished alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The good ‘ole boy replied, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?”


Top International Relations Scholars Ought to Know

John Kerry sucks!


Global Climate Change will kill us all!



CIA Spy “Spider” To Head Spy Ring

The Central Intelligence Agency has picked a new top spy, tapping an undercover veteran who played a central role in developing personal relationships with Afghan leaders after the U.S.-led invasion in 2001.

He remains undercover and is known within the agency as “Spider,” a U.S. official said. His new role will be director of the National Clandestine Service, a position that effectively makes him responsible for all of the agency’s spying activities.<<<Read More>>>


World Will Not End Today With Winter Storm Juno…Don’t “juno”

“Tens of millions of people along the East Coast hunkered down for a storm that for most failed to live up to predictions that it would be one of the worst they’d ever seen.”<<<Read More>>>


Trying to Understand Americans’ Values

I didn’t want to say anything about this but I just can’t muster the discipline to keep quiet. I want to make sure I have this straight in my own mind. First a tiny bit of perspective before a whole lot of perspective.

There was an issue, real or make believe, that footballs were discovered during last Sunday’s game between the Indianapolis Colts and the New England Patriots. How it is being handled by the NFL is really neither here nor there. When I compare the amount of outrage and media coverage of this event compared to other professional sports “rules” infractions, in addition to the behavior of leaders of this country, it makes little sense.

This nation/corporation has had, does have, and will have members of professional sports who have beaten their children, beaten their spouses, raped women, killed people, gambled against their own sports, taken countless amounts of performance enhancing drugs and illicit drugs and I have probably just scratched the surface. And, some of these guilty people are still playing their sport and have been inducted into their respective Halls of Fame.

We have leaders of this nation/corporation, who, on a regular basis, lie, cheat and steal. We have heads of departments that lie under oath. This government, evidently with the approval and blessings of the people, lies, cheats, steals, murders, invades countries, stage fake terror events, sell, rape and murder children within pedophile rings world wide. And this I have only scratched the surface.

I think everything listed above is a bit more serious than whether or not Tom Brady or anyone or everyone with the New England Patriots tampered with the air in a football to gain an advantage. It certainly does not deserve the hateful and despicable hours of actions and words from idiots who are just pissed off because the Patriots beat their favorite team…again. Americans do love to hate winners!

I heard one morning anchor woman, whose husband is an ex football player and brother-in-law is a back up quarterback for an NFL team, nearly lose her composure while stating that the Patriots “push the envelope” in order to win football games. This, the same woman, who daily repeats pre-written lies her media leaders demand that she read, while seldom displaying the proportionate amount of outrage over other U.S. and world events that should make one’s skin crawl.

Commentary on what did or might have happened is unworthy of writing into words. The masses of holier-than-thous, whose priorities are such that outrage exist, while hiding behind the despicable lie of “protecting the integrity of the game”, really deserve nothing more than the servitude of which they are more than guilty of fomenting because of their perverted senses of worth and value.

While rOME burns, the perverts of Sodom and Gomorrah, want Brady brought to the center of the coliseum. While you worry and spend thousands of dollars in corruption and decadence over man’s game, none are aware, the winners have already been decided.

Go for it! You deserve it!


Chinese Cyber-Theft of Military Data

China obtained more than 50 terabytes of data from U.S. defense and government networks, notably the Joint Strike Fighter’s stealth radar and engine secrets, through cyber espionage, according to newly disclosed National Security Agency documents.

A NSA briefing slide labeled “Top Secret” and headlined “Chinese Exfiltrate Sensitive Military Data,” states that the Chinese have stolen a massive amount of data from U.S. government and private contractors.<<<Read More>>>


Broad View of State of the Union

Most American’s perspective on the “sTATE oF tHE uNION” is mostly about the picture below!



Shots Fired NEAR VP Biden’s Residence in Delaware

The agency said multiple shots were fired from a vehicle being driven on a public road outside the security perimeter of the Wilmington, Del.-area home.

Biden’s home is several hundred yards from the main road. On Sunday, authorities searched outside the Biden residence and nearby homes to determine if any rounds struck the home.<<<Read More>>>