August 19, 2019

WaPo Reporter: “It Didn’t Look Loaded”

“When I got to the ER, I had a swollen face, metal-foil confetti in my hair and a faint odor of gun smoke. Finally, the doctor could see me.

“I shot myself in the eye with a glitter gun,” I said. I showed him the Party Popper, which I had brought with me, in case he wanted to send it off to the National Institute of Morons for further study.

I got home from the hospital with a scratched cornea and a tube of eye ointment.”<<<Read More>>>

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INSANITY: Far Beyond Being Responsible for Animal Welfare

“The panelists praise wolves for their adaptability: Their plump paws are perfect snowshoes in winter, and their lean, aerodynamic bodies help them run as fast as 40 mph and cover hundreds of miles across a variety of terrain. Suzanne Stone, a biologist with Defenders of Wildlife, points to the audience and asks, “Can I use you as guinea pigs?” She arranges volunteers into a pack structure. A zoo staff member in a khaki shirt holds his hand up high, like the pack’s strong alpha male holds his tail, while a woman with dyed purple hair hunches and folds her arms inward—a vulnerable pup. A woman in a brown cardigan takes the role of a beta female, which Stone likens to “middle management,” helping baby-sit pups while other adults seek food. As the pups grow, they branch out, going through a lone wolf period before eventually forming new packs.”<<<Read More>>>

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Getting Your Face Ate Off

*Editor’s Note* – I have always referred to the American culture, when it comes to animals, as perverse, for surely it is. Yesterday, I spotted, what has become a common expression of animal perversion within our culture, a woman walking down the street pushing her dog, dressed like a little girl, in a child’s stroller. I remember the first time I saw such a thing. I, and others, thought it very strange. However, today, it’s just a common thing. I turned to my brother and said, “I’m willing to wager that if that woman had children, they didn’t get treated so well.” Perhaps I was being a bit unfair, but hopefully you get my point.
I think Jonah Goldberg hits the perversion nail on the head in his recent article about bear propaganda…as his wife calls it. I might add to his observation that the nonsense isn’t relegated to movies. It’s become an ingrained part of our everyday and it’s sick. Yes, it does tell those of us willing to make an honest evaluation, a great deal about ourselves. But, then again, there are none so blind as he who will not see.
I’m also reminded of a book I read some time ago about Thomas Jefferson – The Young Jefferson – 1743 – 1789, by Claude G. Bowers, Houghton Mifflin Company, Boston – 1945. Jefferson spent a great deal of time in Paris, France. His purpose was to find trading partners, as many of those in Great Britain, after the war, were no longer interested in trading with the United States. It was written that Jefferson often employed a certain routine prior to making personal contacts within a village he might be seeking trade with. He would climb to the highest point overlooking the town – often a church steeple. After attempting to get a “sense” of what was before him, he would stroll around the village getting an even greater sense of what the village and the people were about. It is written that if he observed many people about with their dogs,  perhaps not pushing them in strollers, but something equivalent for the period, he refused to enter into business with any representative of the town, declaring them to be of “unreliable character.” Perhaps Jefferson was a more brilliant man than we thought. Certainly an expert on human behavior.
“Many of these movies treat humans as the enemy — cruel, careless despoilers of the environment — while at the same time telling us that the highest compliment we can pay to animals is to assume they’re just like us. These movies tell us virtually nothing about animals but a great deal about ourselves.”<<<Read More>>>

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Important Message From Crime Stoppers

“Important message from Crime Stoppers, please read… and share to groups!
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check….
“There are several things to be aware of … Gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
“There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road…with a fake baby in it…waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. “Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person — woman — will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it’s a man, they’re usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 911 and REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON’T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
“IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY CRIMINALS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.”
Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe. This has happened recently in Inverness, Fl.
Get started NOW — SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM. SHARE THIS POST TO LOCAL FACEBOOK GROUPS.
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Off-Road Insanity and Media Insanity

I was sent a link to a story of how a couple, “from away,” traveling in a “tour bus,” with 22 dogs, followed their GPS and ended up on a snowmobile trail in northern Maine…stuck.

Insanity? It is insane that anybody should be traveling in a tour bus with 22 dogs. Yes, that’s insanity. Why is it insane? Because the Maine media, all of them, report on the incident of how the couple got rescued by police and game wardens, only mentioning the difficulties in places in norther Maine of using a GPS to travel.

No mention of 22 dogs. Insanity! It is the normal.

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Animal Perversion Prevalent Everywhere

I know I anger a lot of people when I expose their perversion toward animals. It’s one thing to have a pet, and yet it’s quite another when animal worship rises to a level of placing the welfare of ANY animal above, or equal to, that of man. Here’s two more examples.

Some time ago, New Jersey reported on a black bear that, due to some kind of malformation, has adjusted and has learned to walk on his rear legs. The bear has been nicknamed, Pedals. As would probably be expected, people got a kick out of seeing the bear getting about walking upright.

However, this seemingly has set off a firestorm from the animal perverts, demanding the bear be moved to a “wildlife sanctuary” and cared for – likening the event to that of a person in a wheelchair needing special attention. In addition, a petition has been circulated, supposedly collecting over 300,000 signatures to move the bear to a sanctuary “before it gets hurt” by a “human with a gun.”

Wildlife officials have repeatedly attempted to tell the brain deficient public that the bear is healthy and has adjusted to his handicap fine. But that never satisfies an animal pervert. The perverts have raised $25,000 for a “new enclosure” insisting the bear be institutionalized.

These kinds of people are quick to raise money for something this perverse and are first in line to throw the humans out, stealing their livelihoods and running them off their own property.

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Second is a story so bizarre, it can’t be made up. A woman driver in the Houston, Texas area, stopped her car in the middle of the multi-lane freeway, blocking traffic, endangering the lives of hundreds of other people, say nothing about risking her own life. She left her car, ended up crossing the center Jersey barrier, walking out into speeding traffic, during a busy rush time, in order to rescue a cat. She zigged and zagged in and out of traffic, not concerned if the traffic would run her over. Only intent on saving the cat.

Witnesses said the woman was completely oblivious to her surroundings and the danger and peril she was putting other people in. Her disturbed mind was intent on saving a damned cat while she and many others could have been killed or injured. But that would not have mattered to an animal pervert. If hundreds of people had died, saving the cat would have been worth.

Too many humans. Never enough animals.

SICK!

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Animal Farm or Funny Farm

I recently read a short Letter to the Editor from the Western AG Reporter (the letter was scanned from a newsprint and emailed to me.) The letter writer pointed out that the fish and wildlife department was fining a man hundreds of dollars for “harassing” wildlife. It seems that a bear was attacking his livestock, so he was using his pick-up truck to chase the bear away. The letter writer wanted to know if the livestock belonged to this man and they were on his property, then why isn’t the fish and wildlife department being fined for THEIR wildlife harassing his cows?

The solution is clear. Simply shoot the damned bear!

I’ve always said the Environmentalists always take and never give. They take life from people for their idiotic purposes. In this case, the man would have been better off to just shoot the damned bear. Give the environmentalists exactly what they are asking for.

Mind you, of course, that authorities, who collectively lack enough brains to know to get in out of the rain, along with their buddies at the environMENTAL institutes, teach that “hazing” is a good tool to use to keep large predators from attacking livestock and humans – a means of cohabiting with wild animals. I think a truck is a great tool to use to “haze” a bear.

Get a life!

They’re coming to take me away, aha! They’re coming to take me away oho! To the Funny Farm where life is beautiful all day long.

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Stephen Hawking’s Ever Changing Faces

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Dearest Diana We Are Pleased You’ve Arisen From The Dead

And Dodi Too!

 

 

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Ed did an update;

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The Ruby-Throated-Croople-Poop Duck Stamp

Ah yes. The goal in case you have been hibernating, “to change the way in which we talk about wildlife management.” A new plan – to put non-game birdies on the Federal Duck Stamp. That’s an idea to kill for!

Maybe a picture of the Crunch Bird on the next Duck Stamp will work.

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Don’t know the crunch bird? Here’s a story about the Crunch Bird.

A wife, having had it with her nasty-acting husband, made a trip to the pet store. She told the attendant there that she was looking for a pet for her belligerent husband. Something to keep his mind on something besides being a pain in her backside.

“Oh, I see! I think I have just the creature for him,” stated the pet manager. With that he went and got the Crunch Bird.

“What is that?” asked the frustrated wife.

“Why, that’s a Crunch Bird,” replied the pet man.

“It’s ugly!” she said emphatically.

“Perhaps,” replied the manager. “But, watch what he does.”

With that he says to the bird, “Crunch bird! Mouse!” When suddenly the bird attacked the mouse…crunch, crunch, crunch and the mouse was all gone. Not quite convinced, the manager says, “Crunch Bird! Cat!” And the bird went crunch, crunch, crunch and the cat was all gone.

The wife, with a bit of evil glint in her eyes said, “I’ll take it!”

So, she took the Crunch Bird home. When her husband came home from work, the first thing is spotted was the Crunch Bird. He yells, “What in the hell is that thing?”

The little woman says, “Why dear! I bought that just for you. I thought it was the perfect gift. It’s a Crunch Bird.”

To which he angrily replied, “Crunch bird? My ass!”

According to an article at Field and Stream, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service claims they are trying to find ways to raise more money. They say they need it to keep the migratory bird program going. (ROFLMAOATMFL) I think they need the money to keep up paying for early retirement, pensions and bonuses.

But Don’t go look!

Makes a lot of sense, putting pictures of birds that aren’t game birds on a tax stamp that is needed to kill migratory game birds. Afterwards, we can paste a picture of Ted Nugent on the new promo posters for “Save the Jumping Meadow Mouse!”

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