March 17, 2018

Democrat Diet

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand
how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; we
were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”

“Well,” said the big gator, “what have you been eating?”  “Politicians,
same as you,” replied the small gator.

“Hmm…..Well, where do you catch them?”

“Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.”

“Same here. Hmm…. How do you catch them?”

“Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
the shit out of them and eat’em!”

“Same here.” says the big gator. “Do you eat Democrats or Republicans?”

“I eat the Democrats” says the little guy.

“Ah!” says the big gator. “I think I see your problem. You’re not getting
any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit
out of a Democrat, there’s nothing left but an asshole and a  briefcase.  


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I went to the fair the other day and saw members of the Trump administration busy getting the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service a new director.


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You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hound Dog?


I Support


Actual Copy of Comey Memo

It wasn’t easy, but the last day or so I have been scouring every source available to come up with a copy of the Comey memo that proves Trump asked Comey to stop his investigation of Flynn. I feel 100% certain that is copy is of the real thing. I spent a great deal of money to authenticate the handwriting. And, I got it on the Internet and I have it on good authority it originated on Facecrook!


Literal Maine: Stating the Obvious


Whitetail Deer: Able to Leap Tall Houses in a Single Bound


Maine Needs Annual Deer Biologist Award

Presented to the head of the department that faithfully refuses to release deer harvest data never fearing a mistake or revealing data that might cause inciting of anger among the sportsmen. Three cheers!


Seen On Montana License Plate

This must stand for: Wussie Lefties For Killing Loser Republicans?