June 10, 2013
Great story here. A woman in Maine believed someone was trying to steal her wood splitter. In order to deter any would-be thieves, she tied her black angus bull to the machine and waited for the crooks to return.
June 7, 2013
Yesterday we chose to take a break from the chores of opening camp, etc. and went on a wild animal safari and photo shoot. We located this unidentified wild creature high in the mountains. One bit of research labeled this amazing creature the brown-billed Miltilopolis; believe to be extinct (thank God) in most places in Maine.
Photo by Al Remington
May 31, 2013
May 18, 2013
May 16, 2013
May 14, 2013
Wait! Look carefully! Does that squirrel have a tear in the corner of his eye?
May 1, 2013
For years now I have picked on on Al Gore. I’ve mated him with a polar bear and placed his head on top of a pile of horse manure. I don’t do this simply because his theories about man-caused global warming are a bunch of malarkey but because he is a crook. That’s right! He promotes his ideas on global warming in order to make gobs and gobs of money. In my book that’s criminal.
Al Gore being who he is and what he’s done, has, of course, make him a prime target of ridicule and the butt end of many a joke…..some good and some not so good.
Last night, right after company left, my wife turned on the television. I heard the noise. It was, I believe, the end of the Sean Hannity Show. The voice I heard was familiar. It was Larry The Cable Guy. He made a joke about Al Gore.
He said, and I’m paraphrasing: Did you know Al Gore took some Viagra and he grew 4 inches taller?
May 1, 2013
April 29, 2013
Can we get control over this before it is too late? Should we consider emergency legislation to ban them?
April 29, 2013
*Editor’s note* – I probably heard this story a few years ago. It was funny then and remains funny today. A reader sent this along to me for a good laugh and so I thought I’d share it.
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game Warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.
The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?”
“Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I don’t need none of them there papers.
These here are my pet fish.”"Pet fish?? Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ‘em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into My net and I take ‘em home.”
“What a line of horse sh-t…you’re under arrest.”
The redneck said, “It’s the truth, Mr. Gov’ment Man. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden. “PROVE it!”
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said the redneck.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked the redneck.