April 24, 2017

Hey, God’s Here.

There is a winged Serpent in the Vatican.  Well, some of us knew that.  There is another winged serpent there with the opope.  The winged serpent god of War – Kukulkan.

God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

…as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.”

from the ONION

If Anyone Can Recognize “Lucifer in the Flesh” It’s John Boehner

“Lucifer in the flesh,” Boehner told an audience at Stanford on Wednesday night, according to the Stanford Daily. “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

Source: John Boehner: Ted Cruz is ‘Lucifer in the flesh’ – POLITICO