June 29, 2017

North Korea: Horee Shit!

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N. Korea’s Un Executes by Flame Thrower

“As part of a second purge of top North Koreans following the execution of leader Kim Jong Un’s uncle, 11 high-ranking officials have been imprisoned or put to death, including a security chief “burned alive” by a flamethrower, a South Korean newspaper reported Tuesday.”<<<Read More>>>

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Nuke The Chinese

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Another Idiot Speaks! Global Warming Biggest Threat

Hey! Turn out the lights! The party’s over, man!

The Boston Globe reports that the head paid killer “in charge of monitoring hostile actions by North Korea, escalating tensions between China and Japan, and a spike in computer attacks traced to China,” Navy Admiral Samuel J. Locklear III, said that the biggest threat to the Pacific Region was climate change. You can’t really make this stuff up.

This admiral feller ought to be removed from the U.S. Navy and moved over to the Department of Interior and let him take care of monitoring, elk, moose and deer, being that according to the same roster of government imbeciles, global warming is the biggest threat to our game herds and the government just can’t get enough wolves introduced to the landscape, with their mops and buckets, to clean up the mess and save the ecosystem.

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray to the wolves my soul to keep.
If global warming kills before I wake,
I pray the wolves my liver to take.

The world’s gone mad I tell ya! Mad, mad,
completely

MAD!

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