March 17, 2018

Democrat Diet

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand
how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; we
were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”

“Well,” said the big gator, “what have you been eating?”  “Politicians,
same as you,” replied the small gator.

“Hmm…..Well, where do you catch them?”

“Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.”

“Same here. Hmm…. How do you catch them?”

“Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
the shit out of them and eat’em!”

“Same here.” says the big gator. “Do you eat Democrats or Republicans?”

“I eat the Democrats” says the little guy.

“Ah!” says the big gator. “I think I see your problem. You’re not getting
any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit
out of a Democrat, there’s nothing left but an asshole and a  briefcase.  


If You Can’t Laugh, See a Shrink


Born To Run



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What An Idiot Can See



Queer Things That Make Your Truck Look Big



Can’t We All Just Get Along?

I just don’t understand why we can’t all just not be so worried about whether your truck looks too big. There are more important things than what your truck looks like.


Climbing The Stairway to……Reformation?

Seldom do stairs lead to nowhere or are a dead end. In this case, I think it appears there’s a dead end or a wall blocking access but then again perhaps that is what we are programmed to see. Is this in actuality a “Clockwork Orange?” And if so what are we being “reformed” to do?



The Evolution of Hunting Humor of Which Some Just Can’t See


The day was December 4, 2007. In my email I was sent what I immediately perceived as a funny, and FAKE photograph in which it was being claimed captured the image of a world record whitetail deer taken during a harvest. I immediately posted it on my former blog, The Black Bear Blog, for a laugh. Over time, the posting received 72 comments, that, should you desire to go back and read them, you would discover what I did (or maybe not) that some people just don’t get it….ever! Still laughing.

i dont believe it! its rigged. if that was the deers antlers then the neck would be alot bigger. that rack is too heavy for such a lil neck….

is this a joke
I have hunted for 30 years and have never seen such animal to exist….

can some one tell me how that deer can even fit through the woods much less eat……

dude this is soooo fake we aint stupid ya know!…..

That was nearly 6 years ago. Today, someone has modernized the use of the photograph, perhaps in an odd sort of way, to make it more easy to relate to and in keeping with current events. Below is what I was sent in my email box and it struck me funny that what I sent around (the origins of which I do not know) six years ago, found its way back home. Too funny!


And, honest to God people! Both of these are fake, Fake, FAKE…..unless of course you believe in Barack H. Obama, then all bets are off.


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