The secret intelligence community at TomRemingtondotcom, as unearthed what is surely the smoking gun that will get President Donald J. Trump impeached, if not executed by lethal injection. The RIA (Remuit Intelligence Agency) has obtained documents that prove that on March 3, 2003, while exiting his limousine in front of Hillary Clinton’s house, he farted. […]
Hat tip to the Base Camp Bugle: SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. JOHN McCAIN: My […]
Maine’s Warden Service is attempting to find out who is setting out bait sites – buckets filled with human waste – in locations around Farmington and Wilton. A rumor has been circulating throughout Cyber Space that a group of staunch conservatives plan on launching a referendum vote to ban the practice of baiting for liberals. […]
“We lone wolves do not like being associated with criminal acts. Can’t the media use phrases like, ‘by themselves,’ ‘solo,’ or ‘separate’? Why do they have to bring ‘lone wolves’ into it? Just because we don’t prefer the company of other wolves, doesn’t mean we don’t have feelings. Since the 1980s, we’ve been laughed at […]
Yesterday we learned that in one Maine community, “public education and a careful monitoring program” helped to solve problems with black bears. Now that we know that black bears can be educated in our public schools, a rumor has surfaced that a Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife bear biolo-jest, whose community the bears […]
A good bit of satire here! It will help to get your blood flowing.
Thomas Sowell wrote: “People are all born ignorant but they are not born stupid. Much of the stupidity we see today is induced by our educational system, from the elementary schools to the universities.” He also said that one of the problems with education today is that what our educational institutions were created for, “to […]