Australia has banned a bolt action rifle simply because someone thinks it’s scary to look at. If that is the baseline to determine whether certain guns should be banned, then perhaps the same qualifications should be placed on other scary things that should be banned.

Here are a few suggestions:

Scary People

Scary looking Foods

Scary government and government-associated agencies

Scary Movies

Scary Nuns

Scary Pets

Scary People who do Scary Things Because they are scared