September 23, 2017

Hey, God’s Here.

There is a winged Serpent in the Vatican.  Well, some of us knew that.  There is another winged serpent there with the opope.  The winged serpent god of War – Kukulkan.

God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

…as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.”

from the ONION

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