Tell me this is some kind of April Fool’s joke on Thanksgiving. Or tell me it could only happen in Brookline, which isn’t all that far from Plymouth Rock.
People are complaining because “aggressive” wild turkeys are attacking them.
“They were attacking the vehicle,”
“Then, the turkeys came and started attacking my front door,”
“I looked back and three of them charged me,”
“The turkey flew in my face and scratched my neck,”
“There was a gentleman who took a picture with a flash and they flew right into his face.”
“I can’t believe we’re living this way,”
