Assault With a Deadly Broom

A Washington woman awoke at 3 a.m. to let her dog out. The dog encountered a bear. The bear killed the dog. The bear then encountered an angry woman wielding a broom. She fought off the bear but not until after it had bit her in her mid-section.

Does this not call for a ban on brooms? Do we have a right to keep and bear brooms….or broom bears…or something?

A bit more on this story can be found here.