August 5, 2020

Operation COVID-19: Coronavirus Spread by Farting?

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I did post a short article about how Operation COVID-19, with each passing day, seems to, through the complicit Media, give us more and more symptoms and side effects.

And then we have an unending list of how we can become infected by this brand of coronavirus. It seems that just about the time the public begins to get a bit more “comfortable” with the new normal – self-imprisonment, fear, insanity, etc. – the Media begins another round of how you and I are going to die from catching coronavirus from yet another unusual way, from a man-made disease that was designed to have no cure.

The latest? From farting. No, really. I guess you can make this “shit” (sorry) up. But no fear. So long as someone who tests (80% false positives) positive for coronavirus is farting with their clothes on, the clothes act just like that stupid mask you are wearing on your face, supposedly trapping the juicy aerosols loaded with coronavirus coming out your butt. Why don’t people just wrap themselves in plastic wrap?

So, how do we know that somebody wearing a dress or a skirt is actually wearing an aerosol-trapping diaper? Don’t we need another governor or president issuing yet another dictatorial order, complete with imprisonment and hefty fines for farting in public places? Is there a chip implant, an invisible “tattoo,” or a digital “capsule” that will tell the totalitarian progressives who is and who isn’t going commando, and who was the guilty party who farted at the meat counter of your local supermarket? I mean, just think about how difficult it is going to be to find out who issued the silent but deadly one – kind of puts a new twist on “silent but deadly.” Who’d a thought it?

It seems that a living being spreads coronavirus. There’s but one solution to those who fear for their lives (we used to go to school when it snowed too). Remember the movie Soylent Green? Well, mandatory testing is but one way to find out who is a spreader and who isn’t (wink-wink). Obviously, mandatory chip implanting is the only way to go. Of course that “chip” can tell “trackers” anything they want to know (whether they can actually do that or not matters not. People will believe anything.) Once an undesirable is “detected,” a well-trained army of search and destroy commandos, move in within minutes to capture and whisk away the infected (much like those toxic “inert” nanoparticles), kill them, bake them in an oven and turn the remains into a “healthy” protein drink.

Farting is, more than likely, the result of eating food, i.e. a natural function of sustaining life. With the push on during Operation COVID-19 to change or rid the world of the food supplies we have grown up and died with, I’m sure artificial foods are engineered to rid the world of human flatulence. No more threat of spreading deadly diseases. Of course the artificial food will kill you much quicker that any “novel” coronavirus, but that’s not the point.

That’s never the point.

But don’t go look!

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