August 6, 2020

Operation COVID-19: Coronavirus Spread by Farting?

I did post a short article about how Operation COVID-19, with each passing day, seems to, through the complicit Media, give us more and more symptoms and side effects.

And then we have an unending list of how we can become infected by this brand of coronavirus. It seems that just about the time the public begins to get a bit more “comfortable” with the new normal – self-imprisonment, fear, insanity, etc. – the Media begins another round of how you and I are going to die from catching coronavirus from yet another unusual way, from a man-made disease that was designed to have no cure.

The latest? From farting. No, really. I guess you can make this “shit” (sorry) up. But no fear. So long as someone who tests (80% false positives) positive for coronavirus is farting with their clothes on, the clothes act just like that stupid mask you are wearing on your face, supposedly trapping the juicy aerosols loaded with coronavirus coming out your butt. Why don’t people just wrap themselves in plastic wrap?

So, how do we know that somebody wearing a dress or a skirt is actually wearing an aerosol-trapping diaper? Don’t we need another governor or president issuing yet another dictatorial order, complete with imprisonment and hefty fines for farting in public places? Is there a chip implant, an invisible “tattoo,” or a digital “capsule” that will tell the totalitarian progressives who is and who isn’t going commando, and who was the guilty party who farted at the meat counter of your local supermarket? I mean, just think about how difficult it is going to be to find out who issued the silent but deadly one – kind of puts a new twist on “silent but deadly.” Who’d a thought it?

It seems that a living being spreads coronavirus. There’s but one solution to those who fear for their lives (we used to go to school when it snowed too). Remember the movie Soylent Green? Well, mandatory testing is but one way to find out who is a spreader and who isn’t (wink-wink). Obviously, mandatory chip implanting is the only way to go. Of course that “chip” can tell “trackers” anything they want to know (whether they can actually do that or not matters not. People will believe anything.) Once an undesirable is “detected,” a well-trained army of search and destroy commandos, move in within minutes to capture and whisk away the infected (much like those toxic “inert” nanoparticles), kill them, bake them in an oven and turn the remains into a “healthy” protein drink.

Farting is, more than likely, the result of eating food, i.e. a natural function of sustaining life. With the push on during Operation COVID-19 to change or rid the world of the food supplies we have grown up and died with, I’m sure artificial foods are engineered to rid the world of human flatulence. No more threat of spreading deadly diseases. Of course the artificial food will kill you much quicker that any “novel” coronavirus, but that’s not the point.

That’s never the point.

But don’t go look!

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Operation COVID-19: Insanity, Insanity, Insanity, Insanity, Insanity, But It All Makes Good Sense

Perhaps you have seen the below arrive in your email box. I got it this evening. It’s laughable, but then again, it’s quite honest and truthful. There’s a certain and distinct full frontal attack of insanity in this list of Operation COVID-19 “Rules.” But, insanity or no insanity, the automatons are stark raving mad when it comes to demanding everything on this list be followed to the T, even if it makes no sense at all.

So, here’s a test for you to check you coherency. Here are three words: apple, orange, pear. When you have finished reading the list of Operation COVID-19 rules, without cheating and looking back up here, repeat these three words.

The Corona Rules: more or less.

1. Basically, you can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well.

3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

6. Gloves won’t help, but they can still help.

7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it’s important to GO OUT.

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

9. The virus has no affect on children except those it affects.

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there…

11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms.

12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it’s better not to go out, well, but no…

13. It’s better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don’t go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).

14. You can’t go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

15. If you are sick, you can’t go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn’t wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too?

17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with ” I don’t want to trigger panic, but…”

18. You can’t see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don’t live under the same roof.

20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn’t say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

22. The virus stays in the air – well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe.

23. We count the number of deaths but we don’t know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were “almost dead” to find out if that’s what they will die of…

24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications).

25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that?

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Operation COVID-19: When You Discover the Ass You Really Are

For those that are actually locking themselves up, scared of getting sick and more scared THEIR government is going to come down on them for not obeying, it’s been just about long enough that many are probably finding out they can’t stand themselves…more or less what many others have already known.

I live near an Outward Bound center where “troubled” people often would come and as part of their “therapy” would be sent out into the woods for a month, by themselves, practicing some basic survival skills and “getting in touch with the real them.” Yeah, that one!

Some people I know (and they probably think the same of me) I figured if they had to be by themselves for any length of time, discovering the inner being, would go completely nuts, especially if and when they found out they couldn’t stand to be with themselves…real asses.

So here we are heading into a month of Operation COVID-19 where fascist governments are placing millions of people under virtual house arrest. The time has been long enough that many should be just about ready to pop, especially having had to spend greater amounts of time with themselves.

I would then predict that with this nuttiness will come social “unrest,” whatever exactly that is.

Operation COVID-19 at work. And by the way, how is that coronavirus thing going? Are you ready for YOUR vaccine? Need an “implant” so you can go back to work?

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Male Erection Symptom of Coronavirus?

“In cases with men having an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours…..” you better contact your nearest health official. It could be a symptom of the coronavirus.

No, I’m just kidding…or maybe I’m not. It seems that the longer this clown show of coronavirus “symptoms” goes, Operation COVID-19 is determining that everyone with just about every symptom (side effect) could be a warning that you have coronavirus.

As ridiculous as “stop playing with yourself or you’ll go blind,” officials of Operation COVID-19 seem to take every opportunity to scare people that any and all “symptoms” (side effects) could mean you have coronavirus.

I mean…how else are these lying, cheating, stealing, criminal officials going to get virtually everybody “tested” (so they can receive Bill Gates digital capsule – Mark of the Beast) unless THEY can convince, with fear, as many people as possible that they are infected unless THEY list just about everything as a possible symptom.

Even when Operation COVID-19 began, not one word was uttered that coronavirus caused the “shits” and yet every idiot in the world ran out and panic-bought (hoarded because they are greedy stupid morons) every sheet of toilet paper. But, then when officials figured they could further scare people into rushing to the nearest health clinic for an 80% false positive test for coronavirus, they began telling people, “on second thought, the ‘shits’ ARE a symptom (side-effect) of coronavirus.

I’m surprised THEY haven’t announced beer, wine, and alcohol enhances your chances of catching coronavirus….but, soon I imagine.

I wonder when Operation COVID-19 intends to turn off the Internet and cellphones? If they really want panic, that would be quite effective. And then, THEY could say, “Come and get your ‘digital capsule’ and we’ll let you back on your cellphone and Internet (and to be able to buy and sell).”

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