There is a winged Serpent in the Vatican. Well, some of us knew that. There is another winged serpent there with the opope. The winged serpent god of War – Kukulkan.
God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.
…as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.”
from the ONION